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суббота, 23 мая 2015 г.

TOP 10 REASONS CLIMBING IS BETTER THAN SEX...

На фото Амиров Рустем (справа).
Публикация от Ивана Брауна (слева).
«TOP 10 REASONS CLIMBING IS BETTER THAN SEX...
• CHOICE OF NOVICE OR EXPERT ROUTES
• A CLIMB CAN LAST ALL DAY
• GUIDEBOOKS TELL YOU HOW MANY VISITORS HAVE BEEN THERE BEFORE YOU
• CAN PICK THE LENGTH AND DIAMETER OF YOUR ROPE
• THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE BACKING YOU UP IN CASE YOU FALL OFF
• YOU CAN LEAVE YOUR PROTECTION BEHIND FOR THE NEXT GUY
• LOTS OF TIGHT CRACKS
• IT'S NOT CONSIDERED KINKY TO WEAR A HARNESS
• THE ONLY RUBBER YOU WEAR IS ON YOUR FEET
• THERE ARE STILL ROCKS THAT HAVEN'T BEEN TOUCHED»

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